8   

Didn't realise Hey Duggee magazine was so racy. Some newsagents, Dagenham

 6   

Doughnuts X salad: Your mam just smiled and doesn't know why. Asda, Barking

 4   

Troll x Sand: Yeah, a sandpit is lovely but a troll pit sounds fucking nightmarish. ToysЯus, Dagenham