4   

Banana x syrup: Fuck fruit. Tesco, Crouch End

 14   

Cake and sushi X yoghurt: "I was going to put the sushi in the cake, I am literally mental, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha whoops, ha ha ha, ha ha ha oh dear, ha ha ha wibbly wobbly woo, ha ha ha I think I'll just have a yoghurt" Tesco, Fleet Street

 11   

Croutons and salad dressing X burgers: "Nearly forgot, I'm a werewolf." Tesco, Fleet Street