11   

Stuffed cow x water: Yeah, this is easier than trying to milk that fucker. Thirst does strange things to the mind. Asda, Dagenham

 10   

Didn't realise Hey Duggee magazine was so racy. Some newsagents, Dagenham

 9   

Doughnuts X salad: Your mam just smiled and doesn't know why. Asda, Barking