Oh wow, what an exciting new product. You've probably never heard of them, they're called "Oxo Cubes", they're super fucking new.


Gum x cashews etc: "A friendly man in the queue just told me to suck on deez nuts. Will this roasted selection do?" Tesco, Crouch End


Sanitary towels X After Eights "No, I said I wanted mints for eating. You thought I was WHAT?" Tesco, Fleet Street