22   

Is it fuck mate, that's a pineapple.

 17   

Apple juice X wine: Vitamin C? More like vitamin SEE you back at the fridge in twenty minutes for more fuckin' booze! Tesco, Crouch End

 19   

Hair ties x toilet paper: "Does my hair look better up or down? Whoops, it doesn't matter, I've shit my pants." Tesco, Crouch End